How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are Mexicans so nosy?

Because they're jalapeo business.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why is it that the asian characters are white and the white characters are yellow?

Sincerely, confused.

What do you call an Asian lobster?

A crustasian

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.