How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a calm Asian man?

A Mellow Yellow

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.