Mexican Child Jokes

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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What do you call a Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

Paragraph Jokes More Paragraph Jokes

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome?

A hand-me-down.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!