What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming