Abusive Relationship Jokes

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

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What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...