Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

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What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower