Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

What kid blows you and gets you all wet?

El Nio

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).