Because the bus hit him.
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
Names.
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR
The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
A: If they dropped them they'd break
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
Because he got hit by a truck!
He felt the slack in his dog's leash.
