How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

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How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

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What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub