How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

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What are you allergic to?

and can tell them Plant Spern

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

Where do computer scientists go to have a drink?

To the foobar.

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub