How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out?

9 months

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

Why don't blacks like Tylenol?

They have to pick cotton to get to them.

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..