How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

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How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

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I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

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How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.