What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

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What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.