What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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What is the opposite of an autistic?

What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist.

What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

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Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !