What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What is a horses favourite kind of party?

A stall ball.

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a terrorist from Paris?

A Paririst

What is a terrorist his favourite car?

A Citroen C4

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

Hot Day Jokes More Hot Day Jokes

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days