What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

Hot Day Jokes More Hot Day Jokes

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!