What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

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What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!