What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

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What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you