What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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What do you call a pig behind a car wheel?

A ham brake !

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

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What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!