What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.

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What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.