What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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What do you call a pig... ...with an unusually high IQ?

Einswine

What do pigs do on nice afternoons?

They go on pignics.

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.