What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

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What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.