What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

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What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

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What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

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Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.