Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

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How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!