Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists