Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

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Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that