Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure