What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

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Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

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What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

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What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.