What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.