Referendum Jokes

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Football Match Jokes More Football Match Jokes

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

Plural Jokes More Plural Jokes

What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.