Referendum Jokes

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

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Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

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How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

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What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

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What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.