What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Version Jokes More Version Jokes

What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!