What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

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Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

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What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany