What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

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Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.