Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Previous Random Joke Next
Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Marxist Jokes More Marxist Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Herbal Tea Jokes More Herbal Tea Jokes

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.