4th July Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

July Jokes More July Jokes

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

Sulk Jokes More Sulk Jokes

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.