4th July Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Community Jokes More Community Jokes

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

Knock Knock Joke Jokes More Knock Knock Joke Jokes

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

England Jokes More England Jokes

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

Who is the poorest in England?

The Tooth Fairy!

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

America Jokes More America Jokes

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America