4th July Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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America Jokes More America Jokes

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

Fbi Agent Jokes More Fbi Agent Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

July Jokes More July Jokes

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.