Raptor Jokes

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

bakLAVA

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

Roam Jokes More Roam Jokes

What do you call a roaming caveman?

A meanderthal

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...