What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.