Sean Murray Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

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Ps4 Jokes More Ps4 Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Turkey make?

coup coup"

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Ea Jokes More Ea Jokes

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

Who's the worst villain in more games than any other?

EA