Sean Murray and PS4 users
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The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.
he asked. "A million," I rep lied.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.
Because they can't spell toboggan.
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
Because the mail was always above her.
Burn a question mark on their front lawn.
He brexit.
None--He'll only promise "change."
I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(
One to get in and one to get out.
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
