Ps4 Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

High Power Jokes More High Power Jokes

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.