What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

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What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?

A mental block.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A: An air bag.