How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille