How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white !*"

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How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.