How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white !*"

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How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

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What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.