What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name