What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan