What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

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What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

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Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan