What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

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What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.