Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

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How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert?

You get this: ===D==8=