Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

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Why don't you trust me?

she texted both the guys simultaneously.

Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.