Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

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What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.