Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Why can't white girls finish their sentences?

Because they can't even

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.