Weightlifter Jokes

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

Dino Sore Jokes More Dino Sore Jokes

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What do you call a dream about soda?

a fanta sea

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.