Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison?

a free radical..

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

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Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"