Kink Jokes

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

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Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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Because everyone does that already.

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Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

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A caneless pimp.

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A pimp

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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Hose A and Hose B.

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About a day

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A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

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What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?