Kink Jokes

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

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Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Fetish Jokes More Fetish Jokes

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.