What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!