Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.