Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

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Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.