Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

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Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

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Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.