Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

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Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.