They can't guard their towers.
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I thought they only drive automatic
Because it reminds them of home.
The plot for Wall-E
Because when they dance they make it rain.
Because americans don't play it.
they are missing two towers.
Because they cant defend their towers.
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
Do you even lift
One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect
He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
An Atari 2600 has more game. :)
Isaac Newton died a virgin
dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)
Decomposing
Currant Affairs
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
