What's the opposite of effort?

F it.

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What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

What is the opposite of Karen Carpenter and John Denver duo?

Two Live Crew

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

What's the best part of being a necrophiliac?

In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.