How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

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What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.