Leftover Jokes

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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What do you call a human organ cut in half ?

A human piano.

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

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What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.