Leftover Jokes

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

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What's Chris Brown's favourite time of day?

12:34!

What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

Saddam Jokes More Saddam Jokes

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that "

What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

Thanksgive Jokes More Thanksgive Jokes

Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.