What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )

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Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

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How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.