What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

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What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!