How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

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What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt?

Karma.

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

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What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

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What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio