How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

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Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.