How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

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How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.