What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

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What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

What subreddit do unborn babies use?

Pro Life Tips.

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Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

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What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.