Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.