Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.