Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

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What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

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Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili