What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

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What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.